February 2012
my hormones are running wild right now and all i can think is when i get married one day my whole wedding is going to consist of me FURIOUSLY bawling and being COMPLETELY incoherent. also i will run into things because my tears will hinder my vision all night
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three weeks later and glee cast version of love shack still arouses me
meryl you gorgeous slut you
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purdaldoo:
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babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
i just farted all over the place
brb dying
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sometimes i forget that i have a boy cousin named quinn and during christmas my mom will be like “quinn’s not coming” and i’m like “whO?”
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You know what I would enjoy
whatiselle:
emma stone and robert downey jr as oscar hosts
y/y
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imperialbedrooms:
So I’m going to assume that The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was actually a parallel to the real-life Meryl Streep, who also appears to age downward.
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dujardins:
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plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
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The Oscars should win a Gary Oldman.
thedailywhat:
Oscars: Here’s Sacha Baron Cohen leaving his mark on the Oscars red carpet by dressing up as The Dictator and spilling Kim Jong-il’s ashes all over Ryan Seacrest’s tux (ffwd to 1:03).
[mediaite.]
DEATH TO THE WEST
BUT THE SOCKS ARE FROM KMART
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touristseason:
piperhallibamf:
omg not sorry to burst bubbles but come on you guys
bad ratings
SHOCKING PLOT TWISTS AND CLIFFHANGERS AND A WEDDING
then suddenly the actors that play the two main characters are IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!
get real you guys
start the episode with a suicide, end it with a car crash, four days later officially announce that the two leads are dating.
who is...
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achelesquee:
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achelesquee:
lollllllllllllllllll omg IT’S OFFICIAL.
are you fucking mocking me ts? because i’m asking a question. for e! to say that, does it mean they heard it from a publicist? or can they just say whatever they hear?
HAHAHA, no I’m not mocking you. I’m mocking the system. you’re golden - actually you’re...
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sarfaticriss:
ugh the worst feeling ever is when you have your period and you have to sneeze or you have been sitting down for a while and have to get up
omfg
omg
OMFG.
Q
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