my mom and aunt are holding a huge party and are deciding to get a keg

Mom: “WE’RE HAVING A KEGGER!”

she’s 57

I CNA’T ENVENE WATHC HTE LATST MINYUTIAFESRZ

gonna be a looooooong 15 minutes of gametime

chlotana:

baby-youremyliquor:

chlotana:

why isn’t “so….yeah.” an acceptable conclusion on a 10 page paper

I’ve not really ever had Starbucks… Someone take me?

literally what the fuck

(via mydrunkkitchen)

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

katie omg

(via whatdoihavetolosebygettingthis)